The Growing Outbreak

The world has been shocked in recent weeks by the growing number of cases of Asian Bird Flu within the Westernised World.

I'm sure my avid readers have already studied the in-depth report on the problem carried out by World of Steve, and have witnessed in the news the suffering and distress that can be caused to its victims.

However, exclusive news to Bradfields Brain this evening reveals that the problem has grown out of all proportion, and it now effects one of the UK's greatest loved celebrities. I leave you with a pictorial view of this shocking news.

Fighting for his life, Orville remains in critical condition