The Misunderstanding
Last night I was telling the missus about a shopping centre I had visited during my holiday to Malaysia earlier this year. This shopping centre was the home of all the expensive shops and was quite easily the plushest shopping centre I have ever visited. So anyway, in describing the place I said "it smells like a brand new spanking five star hotel", but as I looked up at the missus I could immediately see the confusion on her face.
"Did you just say spunk?" she replied.
It took me a moment to realise the significance of what she'd said and realise that she thought I'd said "it smells like brand new spunk in a five star hotel".
Now there's a pleasant thought!
Spunk in a five star hotel
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6 comments:
he he...sounds like you were talking about that incident in Amsterdam
the egg incident??
maybe there is more than one incident ....
now i'm scared. did you not leave that first comment Steve??
nope, my name isn't anonymous
Interesting, I can;t deceide whether the fist comment is about anincident that happened in Amsterdam or about an incident that could have happened in Amsterdam.
Ambiguity is a womderful thing.
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